April 2019

The awkward hotel check-in process is never not awkward. The staff is used to the same scenario play out every damn day, you’d think they’d do a better job at not trying to visualize us naked and fucking a few minutes later. After awkwardly smiling and everyone in the lobby we jet to the elevators - which felt like the longest ride i’ve ever been on. He taps the card on the door and opens it for me. He kicks the door shut with his foot and grabs me from the waist, pinning me to the bed. Our sex is hot and urgent. The erection he’s been holding since our smoke on the roof is throbbing against my bare thighs.
 

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There are 3 things you need to know about me. First, is that I lost my virginity when I was 19. Second, I’m a sucker for sexy lingerie but I honestly feel like they’re shit at not getting stuck in your ass crack and makes for an uncomfortable asshole when morning comes. Third, the best one night stand I’ve ever had wasn’t actually a one night stand -- because we found each other the very next day at work and well, you know how that pans out.
 

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There is a list of essentials that every smart girl needs in order to make it. There’s the emergency cash that’s stashed away inside your bra, condoms, and a quality makeup kit that’s guaranteed to get yourself looking like a 10 every time you roll up. I wouldn’t want any of my girls experiencing the same ratched-ass makeup slips I’ve had in the past, so think of this as an early Christmas present from your favorite sex genie; the best sex proof makeup tips that actually work:
 

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I still remember the clothes we were wearing and how he tasted so sweet and clean for a guy that was constantly high on kush. I was in a white button down, tight jeans, heels. He was in a black sweater and dark jeans. I knew the moment I asked to crash at his place because my lecture got cancelled that I’d thoroughly regret.
 

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Let’s be real -- our sex ed classes were far from glamorous, and after a while, reverse cowgirl can only do so much. I’m not saying that there comes a point where sex because a routine, because sex is always going to feel fucking fantastic. I will, however, throw it out there that there are certain moves we can throw into the mix that’s guaranteed to get our men drooling. Because it’s a given that women are sex machines capable of commanding for the night, most men expect us ladies to do all the work -- which is where the problem starts. Women don’t follow, they lead.
 

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